YOUR MIND – The king of cheesy quote memes, David “Avocado” Wolfe, is making a news years resolution to do it even more in 2016.
“I see how happy my quote memes make all my fans,” he explained. “And when people are happy, they are more likely to spend money at my online store. That’s just science.”
Wolfe has become a master at sucking people in with seemingly innocuous and cute memes, only to eventually lead them to his online store where they can purchase various dubious products or enroll in one of his courses.
“I must have spent over $600 last year on his courses and seminars” said one super fan. “I even bought my kids way less Christmas presents this year to save up money for next years courses. Namaste.”
Make sure you check out the Wolfe’s Facebook page in the new year and – if you want your friends to be super annoyed and realize how incredibly gullible you are – we encourage you to share his memes.
