Custom anti-vaccine keyboards coming soon

NEW YORK, NY – A New York based company demoed their new “anti-vaccine” keyboard at the latest technology expo this past weekend in New York City. The keyboard was designed by renowned designer Max Qwerty and has a host of unique features sure to please the members of the anti-vaccine cult.

The keyboard looks like a regular keyboard, but has a few special buttons:

factkey

The FACT key is a quick and easy way for anti-vaccers to claim something about vaccines is a known fact, with just the click of a button ( in all-caps).

 

shillkey

The Pharma Shill key is crucial for even the newest anti-vaccer. Calling anyone who disagrees with you a Pharma Shill is anti-vaccine 101. The new convenient Pharma Shill button makes it that much easier to dispute any and all claims of the pro-vaccine crowd.

 

researchkey

The Do your research line is a staple of any anti-vaccine comment. Now it is easier than ever to tell people to “do their research” and if they do, they will instantly become anti-vaccine just like you did.

The new keyboards also have buttons which paste links to Natural News, Whale. to and has other customizable link buttons so you can personalize your keyboard to have shortcuts to your favorite anti-vaccine blog or website. The keyboards are also completely gluten-free and devoid of any added toxins or chemicals. Another unique feature of the keyboard is a patent pending resin on the keys which enables bacteria and germs to survive on the keys longer, helping make sure you and your children can get natural exposure to all kinds of pathogens.

The keyboards will be on sale staring in August and retail for $199.99.

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