WICHITA, KS – A local atheist is up in arms after a creationist Christmas parade, which is set to take place next weekend, is solely inclusive of Christianity.
“If I wanted my children to be exposed to this kind of stuff, I would have sent them to pubic school in Texas.”
“The whole parade is nothing but celebrating the birth of Christ and nothing about Santa at all,” laments Gary Reskin, atheist. “If I wanted my children to be exposed to this kind of stuff, I would have sent them to pubic school in Texas.”
The organizers of the parade brag that there will be no less than 20 floats dedicated to Jesus, God and second amendment rights.
“We have one very special float of Jesus carrying an automatic weapon. I think it really captures the true spirit of Christmas,” said organizer Tosh Feurenstein.
Mr. Reskin is reportedly taking his complaint to the lower courts in hopes of getting the parade cancelled. If it works, he is sure it will be heralded as a Christmas miracle.
Frank Constanza, founder of Festivus, is equally upset and petitioning the city council to include at least one aluminum pole in the parade.
