Company grants annoying anti-vaccine employee 5 year maternity leave to keep her away

CHICAGO, IL – A local computer software company, Pineapple Xpress, granted Victoria Langdon a record-setting 5 year maternity leave. Langdon is a low-level script writer for the company and apparently is quite unpopular with her coworkers.

“She is a very big distraction to her coworkers and annoyance to her superiors” said company CEO Seth Hill. “We thought about firing her a bunch of times, but legal told us we couldn’t since she hadn’t done anything wrong. When she told us she was pregnant and would be taking maternity leave, we jumped at the chance.”

According to sources, this is the longest maternity leave ever granted in the US.

“I can’t say thank you enough to all the people at the XPress” said Langdon. “I just wanted to thank everyone again, and to remind everyone to sign up for my newsletter. I sent out a company wide email about it.”

Langdon is unaware that the company shut down her ability to send mass emails long ago.

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