MALIBU, CA – Superstar chiropractor Willy DeMoss is quickly emerging from the pseudoscience pack with his latest endeavor – diagnosing vaccine injuries via selfies. For only $79.99, the good “doctor” will examine your selfie and let you know if you have indeed been vaccine-injured.
“It’s very easy for someone with my medical training and expertise to diagnose these types of things through nothing but photographs and gut feelings” explained DeMoss. “So far I have had just over 300 people use my Selfie Diagnostic System, and I have diagnosed a vaccine injury in all of them. I think that is proof enough that this is working.”
The testimonials are pouring in from across the globe for this ground-breaking procedure.
“I always suspected my Crohn’s disease was caused by my childhood vaccines over 20 years ago. Now I have a doctor telling me I was right all along. It’s a great feeling” said Dana Peterson, 31 from Melbourne, Australia.
“I was a little skeptical at first, but as soon as I sent Willy my selfie and the $79.99 was taken out of my Paypal account, he immediately diagnosed me as vaccine-injured. I always assumed my baldness was hereditary, but now I know it was because of the flu shots I kept getting” said Stan Matthews, 43 from Chicago.
So if you have an extra $80 burning a hole in your pocket and would like something to blame any one of your ailments on, get in contact with good ‘ol Willy.