PHILADELPHIA, PA – The boy of a local pediatrician and vocal pro-vaccine advocate put his money where his mouth is and gave his child the equivalent of 10,000 vaccines at once. A favourite quote of the anti-vaccine movement is that of Paul Offit, in which he says children could theoretically handle “10,000 vaccines at once.”
Well Dr. Steven Vivian, pediatrician and pharma shill, did just that to his own child, 2 year-old Kris.
“Yes, I gave Kris the equivalent of 10,000 vaccines at once. Homeopathic vaccines that is,” explained Dr. Vivian. “I took the amount of active ingredient in homeopathic vaccines and multiplied it by 10,000. So in the end, Kris received around 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001mg of….something…I’m not quite sure to be honest.”
Anti-vaccine advocates are calling for Child Protective Services to get involved. “Little Kris reportedly has also eaten a bite of tuna and some pear, so it is clear Dr. Vivian is not afraid of mercury or formaldehyde. We also learned that Dr. Vivian is planning on taking his child to a colleague, another pediatrician, in lieu of a naturopath. This guy needs to be locked up” said Katherine Tietjje, anti-vaccine, pro kids-not-getting-casts.
Updates as they come in…
