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Health startup "Injectr" raises $1.4 million in series A funding for new wireless vaccine technology

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PALO ALTO, CA – A new health technology company, Injectr, has just finished its first round of funding and secured $1.4 million from 6 different angel investors for it’s wireless vaccine technology. The technology allows the company to tap into the Big Pharma database and…

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Report: Anti-vaccine advocates doing much more harm than good to the autism community

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A new report released in the American Journal of Autism Science this week examined the impact that anti-vaccination advocates are having on the autism community. The results are not pretty. It turns out that since the anti-vaccine cult has adopted the autism community as its…

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Family being torn apart by mom's plan to delay vaccinations

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AUSTIN, TX – A local family is being torn apart by the couples disagreement when it comes to the vaccination schedule of their daughter, Julie. Mrs. Simpson has been doing her research online and would like to space out her daughter’s vaccinations, while her father,…

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New government app can identify unvaccinated people

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A new government app developed with funding from the CDC and pharmaceutical giant GSK, will show the user where unvaccinated people are in their immediate area. The technology comes from DNA mapping the government has on file for each and every citizen, and the app…

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Pfizer CEO caught on tape: "All your children are belong to us"

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NEW YORK, NY – The head of one of the biggest pharmaceutical companies in the world was caught on tape last week talking about the children of America and how “all your children are belong to us.” A spokesperson for Pfizer said the quote was…

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The Spudd goes undercover into the deranged world of anti-vaccers

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Under the guise of the pseudonym Jim Nasium, Doktor Spudd has been infiltrating Facebook groups and Twitter hashtags to get a sense of what goes on in the brains of anti-vaccine zealots. We expected to find the usual anti-vaccine rhetoric, but we were really blown…

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