Breaking: CDC fires scientists and executives in major shake up of vaccine division

Breaking: CDC fires scientists and executives in major shake up of vaccine division

ATLANTA, GA – The Spudd has learned that the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are preparing to make a stunning announcement today that they will be firing several high ranking executives and scientists from their vaccine division. “The CDC is aware of several glaring mistakes made by this department, specifically around vaccine safety” […]

Family being torn apart by mom's plan to delay vaccinations

Family being torn apart by mom's plan to delay vaccinations

AUSTIN, TX – A local family is being torn apart by the couples disagreement when it comes to the vaccination schedule of their daughter, Julie. Mrs. Simpson has been doing her research online and would like to space out her daughter’s vaccinations, while her father, James Simpson, would like to stick with the schedule they […]

New government app can identify unvaccinated people

New government app can identify unvaccinated people

A new government app developed with funding from the CDC and pharmaceutical giant GSK, will show the user where unvaccinated people are in their immediate area. The technology comes from DNA mapping the government has on file for each and every citizen, and the app taps into that DNA bank and searches the vaccine history […]

Pfizer CEO caught on tape: "All your children are belong to us"

Pfizer CEO caught on tape: "All your children are belong to us"

NEW YORK, NY – The head of one of the biggest pharmaceutical companies in the world was caught on tape last week talking about the children of America and how “all your children are belong to us.” A spokesperson for Pfizer said the quote was taken out of context and certainly does mean that Pfizer […]

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