CAMBRIDGE, MA – A recent study by the Harvard School of Agriculture shows that less than half of people who identify as “anti-GMO” actually know the science behind GMOs. “We studied over 1300 individuals who self-identified as being against the use of GMO crops,” explained principal investigator Dr. William Hunting. “We were shocked to find […]
AUSTIN, TX – Local paleo diet guru Mark Wolfe was arrested yesterday after allegedly eating his neighbors poodle. The paleo diet involves eating all-natural, fresh, non-GMO, and non-processed foods. The hard-core paleo’s only eat what they can grow and scavenge, and in this case, it was a poodle named Cupcake. “It’s so devastating,” said owner […]
A newly released paper published in Perspectives on Psychological Science, finds that many people are opposed to genetic engineering because they are simply grossed out by the thought of it. According to one of the study’s authors, “Many GMO opponents think the idea of genetic modification is just plain gross. They don’t want hear about […]
CHICAGO, IL – Dozens of people in cities around the world gathered yesterday to protest the existence of seed giant, Monsanto. In Chicago alone, there were at least ten people at one point. Once billed as a “See and Be Seen” event on the protest circuit, this year’s march was mostly a gathering of people […]
NEW YORK, NY – In an online petition started on Change.org, over 10,000 people have put their name down in support of GMO labeling and natural health products remaining untested. “The FDA needs to step up and do their job and that means mandatory labeling of all GMOs,” said Jenny Grainger, anti-GMO advocate. “At the […]
Oncologist looking forward to getting no credit for patient who leaves chemo 1 session early to "go natural"
PORTLAND, OR – Dr. James Pardy is reportedly looking forward to getting no credit from cancer patient Jenny Carrey, after she refused her last round of chemo and decided to fight cancer “naturally”. Dr. Pardy successfully operated on Carrey last year, removing her entire tumor. Carrey then did several weeks of follow up chemotherapy and […]