Man on paleo diet arrested after eating neighbors dog

Man on paleo diet arrested after eating neighbors dog

AUSTIN, TX – Local paleo diet guru Mark Wolfe was arrested yesterday after allegedly eating his neighbors poodle. The paleo diet involves eating all-natural, fresh, non-GMO, and non-processed foods. The hard-core paleo’s only eat what they can grow and scavenge, and in this case, it was a poodle named Cupcake. “It’s so devastating,” said owner […]

March Against Monsanto Draws Dozens of Protesters

March Against Monsanto Draws Dozens of Protesters

CHICAGO, IL – Dozens of people in cities around the world gathered yesterday to protest the existence of seed giant, Monsanto. In Chicago alone, there were at least ten people at one point. Once billed as a “See and Be Seen” event on the protest circuit, this year’s march was mostly a gathering of people […]

Oncologist looking forward to getting no credit for patient who leaves chemo 1 session early to "go natural"

Oncologist looking forward to getting no credit for patient who leaves chemo 1 session early to "go natural"

PORTLAND, OR – Dr. James Pardy is reportedly looking forward to getting no credit from cancer patient Jenny Carrey, after she refused her last round of chemo and decided to fight cancer “naturally”. Dr. Pardy successfully operated on Carrey last year, removing her entire tumor. Carrey then did several weeks of follow up chemotherapy and […]

Millions of Americans shocked to learn their tap water contains dihydrogen monoxide; same chemical used in bleach

Millions of Americans shocked to learn their tap water contains dihydrogen monoxide; same chemical used in bleach

NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking news story heard throughout the country, millions of Americans learned they have been unknowingly drinking dihydrogen monoxide, a dangerous chemical which is also used in bleach. Ordinary tap water (which is supposed to be filtered and cleaned by the city or county) is loaded with the chemical, the Science Post […]