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Area man can’t grasp science of GMOs, decides he is against them

FAIRHAVEN, ND – Area man Russ Hatcher, 31, was concerned about GMOs and decided to.

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Breaking: Monsanto plans to poison everyone with GMO bananas laced with pyridoxine

ST. LOUIS, MO – In a breaking story coming out of Monsanto headquarters, The Spudd.

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Confused mom honestly believes organic food is healthier, doesn’t use pesticides

In what scientists are calling “one for the ages”, local mom Cathy O’Brien was shopping.

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Liver and pancreatic cancer rates continue to rise as organic food sales increase

NEW YORK, NY – In a new report released today, the American Cancer Society released.

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Breaking: GMO salmon take over breeding plant, hold scientists hostage

PEI, CANADA – In a breaking story, reports indicate that the GMO Salmon being bread.

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Food Babe announces pregnancy, world prepares for 9 months of nausea, vomiting and verbal diarrhea

CHARLOTTE, NC – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, announced she is expecting a little,.