Breaking: GMO salmon take over breeding plant, hold scientists hostage

Breaking: GMO salmon take over breeding plant, hold scientists hostage

PEI, CANADA – In a breaking story, reports indicate that the GMO Salmon being bread by AquaAdvantage, have turned on their captures and have taken control on the plant. “The doors and windows to the plant have been boarded up and we have been unable to contact the scientists inside,” said RCMP officer Rick Smith. […]