Fresh off the devastating retraction of his paper linking vaccines to autism in African-American boys, Dr. Brian Hooker has revealed another shocking result from his reanalysis of the CDC data provided to him by the “whistleblower” Dr. William Thompson. Dr. Hooker was able to provide The Spudd with an advanced copy of a paper to be published Friday in the Journal of Questionable Results.
According to Dr. Hooker, CDC data reveals that children of Hungarian decent born on a Wednesday, but vaccinated on an even Tuesday between the ages of 21 and 24 months had a 10 fold-risk of autism when compared to unvaccinated Thai females born on a Friday. Dr. Hooker called the findings “robust and undeniable.”
Attempts to reach him to comment about the retraction of his paper in Translational Neurodegeneration were unsuccessful, as he was on a deep sea fishing expedition.
