Breaking: Sheep are actually anti-vaccine

In a stunning turn of events it was revealed today that sheep are actually anti-vaccine. It was a long held belief that sheep were pro-science, pro-vaccine and slaves to Big Pharma. Researchers have recently uncovered that the reverse is actually true.

“We are very surprised by the development,” said pro-vaccine, Big Pharma lackey Paul Offit. “We really had no idea at all. The wool was effectively pulled over our eyes.”

Many sheep refused to speak to The Spudd, but one agreed to talk under the promise of anonymity.

“We have never been pro-vaccine. Ever” explained the sheep. “We have always thought that vaccines were baaaad.”

It is too early to tell if anti-vaccers will continue to call pro-vaccine advocates “sheep” or “sheeple” in light of the new information.

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