NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking announcement just hours ago, scientists at Columbia University have discovered a disease which is yet to be blamed on vaccines.
“As far as we have been able to ascertain, albinism has not yet been blamed on vaccines,” said lead researcher Dr. Jeremy Crosby. “We are not expecting this phenomenon to last very long, so we need to study it as quickly as we can.”
Albinism is a defect of melanin production that results in little or no color (pigment) in the skin, hair, and eyes. People who have albinism are often referred to as “albino” but the term has fallen out of favor as it carries a derogatory tone.
“It’s not that we think anti-vaccers believe albinism is not caused by vaccines, rather we fell they have simply overlooked it due to it’s rarity,” said Dr. Crosby. “We fully expect this change.”
The researchers are expected to release their full report in next months issue of Nature.
*Update: The anti-vaccine group Vaccine Troof has just stated that “aborted fetal cells may come from an albino and if you get one of these vaccines, you have a high chance of getting albinism. FACT.”