BREAKING NEWS: Vaccines do not cause autism, water confirmed to be wet

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – A new breaking report from the World Health Organization (WHO) has conclusively determined that vaccines do not autism. The study has been years in the making and looked at over 1 million doses of various vaccines and health outcomes, including autism. The study, once again, conclusively confirms that vaccines do not cause autism.

The study also branched out into other areas as well:

  • The researchers concluded by studying over 127 different samples of water that it is indeed wet.
  • The sky was also examined and determined to be “Azure blue.”
  • Over 59 pigs were thrown from varying heights and not one pig was able to fly.
  • 21 Bears were tagged and followed for 6 months, and all of them shit in the woods.
  • Pope Francis’ birth certificate and religious affiliation was examined closely and he was determined to be catholic.

The WHo and pro-science advocates everywhere are hoping this study will help put to rest the old and misguided claim that vaccines cause autism, but the researchers are not holding their breath.

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