In a breaking story you won’t read anywhere else, The Spudd has learned that 100% (yes you read that correctly, 100%) of individuals who receive their routine childhood or seasonal flu vaccines, will in fact be dead at some point. Our crack team of reporters scoured secret documents from the CDC, FDA and obituaries to confirm that all people who received at least one vaccination in their lifetime, will in fact die .
We gathered data from the United States, Canada and the UK and spent weeks examining all the cases.
“This is shocking and terribly saddening news,” said Dr. Spudd. “We always knew vaccines were bad, but never knew they were this bad. To find out that all people who have even one vaccine will eventually die? It’s terrifying.”
We here at The Spudd strive to bring you nothing but the most serious, truthful, hard-hitting science and medical news. Sometimes, we do it with a heavy heart.
Please stay tuned for updates on this breaking story and we next plan to look at the horrifying overuse and abuse of dihydrogen monoxide.
