Breaking: Food Babe cures liver disease

CHARLOTTE, NC – Thanks to groundbreaking research by Vani Hari, better known by her online persona Food Babe, over 17,000 people on the liver transplant wait list are expected to be removed now that it’s been found that juicing detoxes can effectively replace the job of the liver.

Hari has reported numerous times on her blog that juicing, particularly if cilantro is included, can effectively detox the body, a task normally only the liver was able to perform.

Hari’s research has not gone unnoticed by the Nobel Committee. In an exclusive phone interview with The Spudd, Nobel board member Olav Borja commented, “Her work certainly makes her a candidate for next years prize in medicine.” But Hari remains unaware so far due to communication hurdles.

“I personally attempted to contact her via Facebook, but it seems she’s pre-banned me for some reason, so I’m unable to post on her wall or PM her.” Borja said he’ll try again via Twitter or Instagram.

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