Breaking: Conspiracy website confirms evidence of conspiracy

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HOUSTON, TX – In a breaking story this morning, conspiracy theory website Natural News has confirmed that their conspiracy theory about the San Bernardino mass shooting was correct: the shooters were hired CIA operatives and the “victims” of the shooting were all actors also hired by the CIA.

“It’s just another false flag operation orchestrated by the CIA in an evil plot to take away our guns,” explained Natural News chief conspiracy creator, Mike Adams. “I have confirmed this with numerous unnamed sources and from doing science in my lab.”

This is not the first time that Natural News has confirmed their own conspiracies, quite the contrary. The website is quickly becoming a leader in producing self-fulfilling prophecies, conducting studies to confirm their per-conceived conclusions and so on.

“Natural News is almost in a league of their own when it comes to investigative journalism,” said Dan Rather. “We should all aspire to be as great and dedicated as the Health Ranger.”*

*this quote was given to us from Mr. Adams, we were unable to verify its validity with Mr. Rather.

 

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