NEW YORK, NY – “Journalist” Brooke Borel from Buzzfeed may finally be getting the recognition she deserves. In a breaking story, Ms. Borel claims to have uncovered the secret identity of Superman.
“Look at the hair, the cheek bones, the voice, I think it’s pretty obvious. Clark Kent is Superman,” said a proud Borel. “I know this may be shocking to some of you, but search your feelings, you know it to be true.”
Borel is most famous for her recent hit piece on Dr. Kevin Folta, where she rehashes the old Folta/Monsanto manufactroversy. She also recently discovered he has an alter ego which does a podcast every Sunday.
“It took me awhile, but I finally clued in. That Vern guy on the radio was actually Kevin Folta,” explained Borel. “Man, I am on fire this week.”
While many are telling Borel that Superman’s identity has been know for some time, she still believes she is the first to officially break the story and is reportedly waiting for her Peabody Award.
*an earlier version of this story called Borel anti-science, which she is not. She is just a below average journalist. Apologies.