NEW YORK, NY – In a landmark vote held this week, anti-vaccers have voted almost unanimously to leave the United States of America.
The vote, dubbed “Vaxxit”, passed with a nearly 93% majority.
“This is a great day for all Americans who choose to ignore science,” said Jake Crosby, anti-vaccine blogger. “I look forward to a life free from Big Pharma controlled America.”
It is unclear at this point where exactly all the anti-vaccers are going to go or live, but everyone is nonetheless excited about the idea.
“You mean anti-vaccers aren’t going to be in America anymore threatening the health of everyone? This is a miracle!” said science literate Kevin Reis. “I only hope their children will one day come to their senses and re-join this country…presuming they survive childhood of course.”
This story will be updated as more information becomes available.
