NEW HAVEN, CT – Big Pharma is apparently embracing the Thanksgiving spirit and slashing the costs associated with vaccinations for 24 hours today, ‘Black Friday’.
“The usual costs associated with vaccines are autism, chronic diseases, getting the very disease you are getting the vaccine for, etc” explained Big Pharma’s Dr. David Orac. “But for Black Friday we have taken out all of those associated costs so parents can get their children vaccinated without fear of the all too common vaccine injury. You’re welcome.”
Even with this announcement, reports indicate parents are still more worried about getting a deal on a tablet (and gluten).