LOS ANGELES, CA – Breaking news from the recent Ashley Madison hack reveals that several anti-vaccine advocates had accounts on the site. Perhaps the most notable is the Paleo Cardiologist and anti-vaccer Jack Wolfson.
The Spudd has learned that Mr. Wolfson’s profile was quite underwhelming and received only 13 total views in almost 4 years on the site.
In speaking with employees from Ashley Madison, it was revealed that part of the issue was with both the profile picture and headline.
“Mr. Wolfson had a melded picture that was half his face and half a wolf, which I think scared off a lot of women” said an anonymous employee. “Also, his tagline was simply “Hungry like the wolf” which I think also turned off some potential suitors.”
The Wolfson’s are of course claiming the entire ordeal is a hoax perpetrated by Big Pharma and semi-popular satire sites.
