Area man considers giving unsolicited medical advice to coworkers

Peter Peterson is still in his first week at his new job with tech company Cyberdyne Systems, but already says he feels a good sense of comradery with his coworkers.

“I felt instantly welcome right from my first day, and we all get along really great” said Peterson. “I have done tons of research on the dangers of fluoride, vaccines, GMOs and pharma drugs. I think my coworkers could really benefit from my knowledge.”

The Spudd interviewed several Cyberdyne employees and all were unanimous in their hope that Peterson does not try and approach them with his “medical knowledge”.

“Ugh, I didn’t know he was one of those when I hired him” said CEO Miles Dyson. “I really hope he keeps all this to himself and just keeps working on his projects.”

For his part, Peterson believes that he would only be doing everyone a favor, and the more people that are “awake” the better.

“Can you imagine an entire company full of people free from the Matrix? Non-fluoride water in the drinking fountains, all unvaccinated employees and their families, only gluten-free, organic food in the cafeteria? It would be the healthiest most switched on company in the world.”

 

Evil doktor, pharma shill, vaccine chemist, Monsanto spokesperson, GMO lobbyist, chemtrail deployer and false flag organizer.