Anti-vaxxer dies of the flu, family blames vaccine anyways

A Redmond, Virginia woman has died after complications from the flu. Mary Sharp, 49, came down with what her friends and family called “the sniffles” and a fever. They began treating her with homeopathic remedies and faith healing and when it was apparent that wasn’t doing anything to help her condition, they begrudgingly brought her to the hospital.

“She was already on her last legs when they brought her in,” explained Dr. Julia Davis, a 4th year resident in the emergency department of Redmond Memorial Hospital. “It was pretty clear she had a bad case of influenza and it was going to be a tough battle for her.”

The Sharp family are strong anti-vaccine and anti-science cult members, so they obviously had not received their influenza vaccinations.

“There’s no way they be puttin’ any of them chemicals into our bodies” explains Mary’s husband, Joseph, himself having survived the Measles last year and is now partially blind.

Unfortunately, Mary was not able to pull through and she lost her battle with Influenza last week. The family is very upset and actually blames the flu vaccine…somehow.

“If it wasn’t for all those people who got the flu shot and then got the flu and went around spreading it everywhere, Mary would never have gotten sick in the first place” claims Joseph. When it was explained to him that the flu vaccine did not contain a live virus and cannot possibly give anyone the flu, he laughed.

“Ha, that’s what the gubmint wants you to think.”

Get your shots people.

 

-The Spudd

Evil doktor, pharma shill, vaccine chemist, Monsanto spokesperson, GMO lobbyist, chemtrail deployer and false flag organizer.