Anti-vaccers who go by the mantra of never trusting “mainstream media” have hit a conundrum: anti-vaccine sites are becoming so popular they are now considered by some to be part of mainstream media.
“This one really has us scratching our heads,” said anti-vaccine advocate Meryl Dorey. “We know a few things that are undisputed FACTS: vaccines cause autism, making comments in ALL CAPS makes them truthier, and you can’t trust anything the mainstream media says. So you see we are stuck between a rock and an anecdote.”
While many believe that anti-vaccine conspiracy theory sites which are non-mainstream media are complete and utter nonsense, many treat them as gospel.
“I don’t need no stinking facts and science, as long as it is against vaccines I will believe it” said every anti-vaccer ever. “You can stuff your science in a sac.”
Anti-vaccine sites becoming more and more popular is obviously a terrible thing for the human race and science lovers, but the one silver lining is the mass confusion it is causing to the limited size brains of anti-vaccers.
