HARTFORD, CT – Parents of 9 year-old Madison Wheeler are trying desperately to find something, anything, wrong with their daughter that they can blame on vaccines. Madison was fully vaccinated as a child and it wasn’t until her mother, Robyn, got a job at a local health food store that she became aware of the dangers of vaccines.
“My employer and co-workers at the health food store really opened my eyes,” explained Mrs. Wheeler. “Since then me and my husband have been very vocal anti-vaccine advocates. The problem we have is we really can’t find anything wrong with Maddy that we can blame on vaccines. It’s really frustrating.”
The Wheelers sad they are encouraged by the support they have received in the anti-vaccine community, urging them to not give up.
“I told them they just need to keep looking, researching and going on the internet. There is so much information out there; I am confident they will be able to find something to blame vaccines on,” said Joe Gooding, anti-vaccine cult leader. “We encourage all our members to stretch the truth as much as you need to. ”
Mrs. Wheeler told reporters that the best thing she has so far is that Madison is not a very good drawer and not very artistic. She is considering writing her story about how her daughter was a budding young artist until she got her vaccines.
