Anti-vaccine parents rush to pick up son from sleepover with vaccinated children

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BECKETT, GA – Ron and Becky Frecker had no idea that the sleepover their son was attending would be filled with vaccinated children and their deadly, shedding toxins.

Bryce, 9, is completely unvaccinated and completely immune to measles and mumps, having contracted both diseases last year and spending weeks in and out of the hospital and off of school. But it was all worth it according to his parents.

“Bryce is the healthiest boy in his class, probably his whole school” boasts his mother, Becky. “None of the other vaccinated children have true immunity to measles, but my little angel does. All it cost him was some time in a hospital and slight hearing loss. But at least he is free from toxins.”

So you can imagine the horror when his parents found out that two of the boys at the sleepover had received all their recommended childhood vaccines.

“I was horrified and scared for my sons life,” said his father. “They are probably shedding mercury and God knows what else all over the place. They must have terrible parents.”

The Freckers immediately drove to the house and picked up their son, who was quite upset at having to leave the sleepover.

“I missed out on the school camping trip, the ski trip and pretty much everything because I was so sick,” said a disappointed Bryce. “This sucks.”

Bryce’s parents are sure he will see the benefit of their decision when he gets older and can truly understand the YouTube videos they make him watch.

 

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