BOSTON, MA – Local anti-vaccine parents Debbie and Sean Richardson are terrified that their unvaccinated, “pure” daughter Brooklyn may be at risk of catching diseases from the recently vaccinated.
“She goes to a public school and there are literally hundreds of kids who have been vaccinated just wandering around the halls shedding all over the place,” explained Mrs. Richardson. “The last thing we want is for our little angel to catch something from one of these children of irresponsible parents.”
Reporters were apparently more than a little confused, as anti-parents also talk ad nauseum about the benefits of their children getting “natural immunity” to things like chicken pox and measles. When asked by The Spudd Times about this seeming conflict in ideology, Mr. Richardson explained:
“I want them to get the diseases, yes, to get natural immunity – but not from someone who was recently vaccinated. They will get the vaccine version of the disease that way, not the natural form.”
Truly the anti-vaccers posses a dizzying intellect.
