The new app, available on the Apple App Store and Google Play for $19.99 will allow users to random generate an argument to use against pro-vaccine, pro-science advocates.
With the touch of a button, the app will come up with phrases like “Pharma Shill”, “Do your research”, “wake up” and even more complicated ones like “as soon as they took mercury out of vaccines, they added in aluminum”.
Well the app is a little on the expensive side, with most apps being either free or $0.99, the group responsible feels it is worht it.
“We wanted to keep authentic to our core values of overcharging people for relatively worthless products,” said director of app development, Dr. Sherri Tenpenny. “This way, the app will be closely in line price wise with our other products like books, dvds and supplements.”
In it’s first week the app has sold over 5000 downloads from the Apple App Store, proving once again that anti-vaccine cult members will more easily part with their money than with their false ideologies.