CHICAGO, IL – Anti-vaccine organizers for this years Autism One conference in Chicago are reportedly having trouble contacting and booking Professor Marvel as their keynote speaker.
“We have reached out to producers, directors, anyone involved in making the Alice in Wonderland documentary but so far we haven’t had any luck,” explained David Geier, one of the organizers of the event. “We hope to have him booked by the time the conference rolls around.”
The Autism One conference is a who’s who of anti-vaccine, anti-autism zealots each with their own take on science and miracle cures.
“We have become the biggest conference for people who demean science and people living with autism in the country, maybe even the world,” said Dr. Sherri Tenpenny. “We all know people with autism have no souls and people from around the world come here to listen to speakers tell them their children have been damaged by Big Pharma. Plus they also buy a lot of our miracle cures, so it’s a win win.”
As for Professor Marvel, he could not be reached for comment.
