LOS ANGELES, CA – An anti-vaccine conference recently wrapped up in Los Angeles where the main focus was scary sounding chemicals. The annual conference is put on by the anti-vaccine group Voices Against Government Immunizations Now and Always (VAGINA) which has been the main sponsor of the event since it’s creation three years ago.
“VAGINA has one goal: to open everyone’s eyes to what the government is doing to us,” said Sharon Mulva, founder. “We are hoping to spread our message as wide as we can.”
The main focus of the conference was chemicals and ingredients with scary sounding names.
“We have relied upon fear and misinformation to promote our anti-vaccine agenda for as long as I can remember,” said Mulva. “But somewhere along the line people started to fear things like mercury and aluminum less and less. The more studies that came out proving we were wrong, the harder our lives became. Thanks Obama.”
The panel discussions main goal was to find a new ingredient to blame for autism other than mercury or aluminum, if nothing else but for security.
“At this point, if they ever remove aluminum from vaccines we’re pretty much fucked,” explains Mulva. “But if there is one thing VAGINA is good at, it’s finding new and exciting things to show the public and scare them with.”
Well not officially announced, The Science Times has learned that the group has tentatively chosen Neomycin, an anti-bacterial agent.
