SAN JOSE, CA – A clinic in Southern California billing itself as a “vaccine-free holistic healing center” was forced to close it’s doors this week and declare bankruptcy. The clinic was staffed by a receptionist, two women who claimed to be homeopathic nurses, a naturopath and a homeopath. The clinic instantly became very popular with a large part of the local population who are against vaccinations and real doctors.
“We had to turn people away,” said ‘Dr.’ Paul Ullman, ND. “We had so many new parents who wanted their children to grow up free of toxins, and we provided that for them.”
Unfortunately, the receptionist, both homeopathic nurses, and the resident naturopath all contracted the measles and the clinic needed to be shut down.
“I tried to go on by myself,” said homeopath Dana Therrault. “But then one of my patients came in with what turned out to be pertussis and I caught it, so I am off work now as well.”
With no one left to run the clinic and an estimated 65% of the patient roster being infected with vaccine-preventable diseases, there was no choice but to shut down the clinic and advise parents with sick children to go to the hospital immediately. With no money coming in from selling supplements and miracle cures from the tuck shop at the front of the clinic, the group was forced to declare bankruptcy.
