Anti-vaccine children's group The Mumpples cancels third show in a row due to illness

The not so beloved anti-vaccine group The Mumpples has had to cancel yet another show due to the illness of one of their members. The group consists of the four Mumpples: Andrew, Toni, Jack and Bob.

The group has become quite popular in certain areas of Australia and Southern California and science-denying parents are very disappointed about the announcement of yet another cancellation.

“This is really disappointing for me and my husband, oh and my son too” said pro-diseaser Sarah Heimer. “We were really looking forward to seeing them in person. My son is a big fan of Dorothy the Dinosorearm.”

The Mumpples have had a string of semi-hits including “Big Red Scar”, “Kale Salad, Yummy Yummy”, “Miss Polly Had a Polyp” and “Rockabye Your Bear As Hard As You Want It Doesn’t Matter Shaken Baby Syndrome is Caused by Vaccines”.

It is believed that the magenta Mumpple, Jack, is ill with the measles.

Please contact your local theater to find out the rescheduled dates.

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