Anti-vaccers slam scientists for using science

Anti-vaccers the world over launched an attack against scientists from across the globe for failing to use their preferred method of pseudoscience, rather opting to use only “real science”.

“They are so blinded by what they have learned and studied” said Nancy Kealey, anti-vaccine cult member. “They never even give pseudoscience a chance, instead sticking to their tried and true so-called “scientific method”. It’s so sad.”

Scientists have largely ignored the attacks from the anti-vaccers, instead focusing on their work.

“Yes it’s true: we use the scientific method and follow certain protocols when conducting our research,” said Dr. Don Howard, immunologist. “I’m not sure why any respected man or woman of science would discard that in favor of pseudoscience.”

The anti-vaccers as a whole are large followers of pseudoscience as that tends to be the only evidence they have to support their claims.

“I fail to see why the results of a large trial are more trusted than a Facebook post by an anti-vaccine mother,” lamented Kealey. “Plus, those studies and papers are really hard to understand. You know what isn’t hard to understand? A 100 word anecdote.”

Scientists vow to continue their tunnel-vision attitude of using only real and accepted scientific methods.

 

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