34 year-old anti-vaccine and anti-science stalwart James Cramer was really on a roll posting some nonsense about mercury in vaccines on the Vaccine Resistant Movement’s Facebook page when his train of thought was rudely interrupted by his mother yelling from upstairs that supper was ready.
“Ugh, she is always doing this” said an angry Cramer. “Right when I really get going showing everyone how much smarter I am than them, she interrupts me to tell me my supper is ready. Drives me nuts.”
Mr. Cramer has never moved out of his mothers house and when not playing online video games, he writes his own blog about the dangers of vaccines, the Illuminati and chemtrails.
“I’m a journalist and a part-time volunteer game tester” said Cramer. “I have a pretty sweet setup down here and for the most part my mom leaves me alone. Except when it comes to dinner, she is so rude about it. Always yelling at me when she’s done cooking.”
Cramer has no plans to move out of his mother’s house until he becomes wealthy from his “writing.”
“Once my blog really takes off, I’ll either be rich and famous or be killed by Big Pharma assassins. One or the other.”
