Anti-vaccers accuse Dr. Paul Offit of creating vaccine, saving lives

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Anti-vaccine advocates have once again gone after their arch nemesis, Dr. Paul Offit.

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PHILADELPHIA, PA – Anti-vaccine advocates have once again gone after their arch nemesis, Dr. Paul Offit.

Dr. Offit is a medical doctor, best selling author and co-creator of a rotavirus vaccine, which has not only prevented thousands of children from hospitalization, but also probably causes autism (obviously).

Anti-vaccers are now accusing Offit of creating this vaccine and saving lives merely for profit and his own personal gain.

“Dr. PROFFIT only cares about one thing: money,” said Dr. Sherri Tenpenny, anti-vaccine osteopath and online store owner. “He made this vaccine, RotaTeq, to not only save children’s lives and stop suffering, but also to profit from it.”

Unlike big pharma controlled medical doctors, alternative medical practitioners are only in it to help people, not for the money.

“Offit continues to make millions of dollars a year from his vaccine and even gets an Illuminati bonus if the vaccine kills anyone or makes anyone autistic,” said Meryl Dorey, anti-vaccine cult leader. “The pro-vaccers will ask me for “proof” of this of course, just like the sheep always do. Look, I’m not going to lie to you…” (Dorey then trails off)

Dr. Offit rarely engages with the anti-vaccine posse, probably (according to anti-vaccers) because he knows they know more than he does about medicine.

 

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