In a stunning victory for the anti-vaccine movement, Andy Turnbal, 33, has passed Remedial Science 1A at his local community college.
“This is one of the proudest days of my life,” said a jubilant Turnbal. “It was tough going there for awhile, especially when the subject matter veered towards human biology. But I stayed the course and studied extra hard and managed to pass with C-. Not too shabby if you ask me.”
After posting about his accomplishment on social media, congratulations started pouring in from fellow anti-vaccers across the globe: