BENTLEY, NC – A computer softwar company in North Carolina has quite a cast of characters in the office. The newest addition to the list is 28 year old programmer and anti-vaccer Matt Sharpe, who routinely engages other employees in vaccine talk and repeatedly sends anti-vaccine memes through company email.
“Ugh, ya he’s really annoying and we all avoid him,” said one co-worker. “Until Matt came to work here, the most annoying guy in the office was Carl, who ALWAYS hit reply-all no matter what. Matt has him beat by a landslide as far as being annoying goes.”
The office manager, 40 year old Paul Towes, has spoken with both Carl and Matt about their behavior.
“Well Carl is just forgetful and instinctively presses reply-all on his emails. Matt on the other hand is just an idiot, albeit a great programmer. We are currently trying to set him up to work from home,” explained Towes.
Mr. Sharpe is apparently blissfully unaware of how he is perceived by his boss and co-workers, believing instead that he is well respected and “opening a lot of eyes.”
“Every time I talk to one of my coworkers about the dangers of vaccines they get really excited. It’s too bad they always suddenly have to go to the bathroom or get a call on their phone…which always seems to be on silent, but they still hear it somehow.”
According to reports, Mr. Sharpe emailed out an anti-vaccine meme this morning to which Carl replied all “LOL”.
