DALTON, FL – In yet another tragic case of vaccine injury, local mother Francesca Thornton has lost her second fictional child, this time to the HPV vaccine.
“I don’t know how any loving parent can willfully give their child this vaccine after all the death and destruction it has caused,” said Thornton. “I thought I had learned my lesson after I lost my first fictional child to the MMR vaccine, but I trusted the doctors and went ahead with the HPV vaccine for my oldest daughter. I wish I had listened to Facebook instead of science.”
Ms. Thornton, age unknown, has been spreading her story of heartbreak all over the internet and social media to help raise awareness of the dangers of the HPV vaccine. At last report, it was working quite well with the anti-vaccine crowd.
“This poor, poor mother. All she did was trust the government and the CDC, telling her vaccines were safe,” said anti-vaccine leader Sherri Tenpenny. “Now she has lost not one but TWO fictional children to these horrible poisons. I hope this serves as a lesson and a wake up call for parents everywhere.”
According to sources, Ms. Thornton has reported the case to VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System) and is hoping for a large settlement from the US government.
“Who knows what fictional career my little girl could have had? I’ll never know now thanks to this vaccine.”
