Anti-vaccer literally can't even, continues odding

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READING, PA – Local anti-vaccine advocate Michael Brady is experiencing what doctors are calling is “literally not evening” as he has reportedly lost the ability to even.

“We have presented Mr. Brady with some basic math questions like ‘2+2’ and he keeps answering ‘5’ no matter how many times we explain it to him,” said psychologist Dr. Karen Brugen. “This is indeed very odd.”




It is a well established medical fact that anti-vaccine advocates struggle with things like math, science and reason, but researchers had no idea it could get this bad.

“This is perhaps the worst case of can’t evening we have ever seen,” said Dr. Brugen. “We are thinking of trying some more radical treatments for Mr. Brady that we know he supports: coffee and bleach enemas. However, even though he advocates the use of these treatments on children, he is reluctant to try them himself. Again, it’s very odd.”

Mr. Brady has always had trouble with math and science ever since he was a child and his friends and family indicated that it has recently gotten much worse. Once Brady got sucked into the world of anti-vaccers, his ability to even went completely downhill.

“I just….I just…I can’t even,” said Brady. “How these pro-vaccine shills can continue to believe the fake science around vaccines and not see that the whole scientific and medical community is in on a giant conspiracy to kill us all while being overseen by the Illuminati and the Reverse Vampires is beyond me. I can’t even.”

Pretty scary stuff.

 

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