MEMPHIS, TN – Local man Max Fenig has been scouring the internet and anti-vaccine blogs for months to come up with what he calls “the perfect anecdote”.
“It has taken me a long time to get this right,” explains Fenig. “After hours and hours of research, I feel like I finally have the perfect anecdote.”
Fenig says he cherry picked the best parts of anti-vaccine stories from across the web to craft his masterpiece. The Spudd managed to get an advanced look before Fenig began copying and pasting it all over the internet:
You think vaccines are safe?? I took my 15 month-old son in for his routine vaccinations (DTaP, HiB and MMR) and he hasn’t been the same since. Before the appointment, he was a happy, smiling, talkative boy who was well above average in intelligence. Just a few weeks after his vaccines, it’s like the lights went out in his eyes. He was stolen from me! Of course the doctor denied it had anything to do with the vaccines (can you say Big Pharma???) It’s sad when you realize you know more about vaccines and medicine than your doctor! I would love to sue, but of course I can’t since the pharma companies have total immunity! If anyone has any advice for me and my family on what we can do, please let us know. We will not be silent! They are forcing poisons and toxins into our kids and last time I checked, we don’t live in Nazi Germany!!
“I feel like this one paragraph ticks off so many boxes,” said Fenig. “In only 160 words I managed to say my child was lost, play the pharma shill card, mention chemicals and toxins, noted that vaccine manufacturers can’t be sued and even managed to get in a reference to the Nazi’s. I think this is ready to go.”
Keep your eye out on social media and the comment sections on vaccine articles for this latest and greatest anecdote sure to be believed by other anti-vaccine cult members.
