SPRINGFIELD, OH – Local anti-vaccer Frank McLelland was at a dinner party last night when onlookers witnessed him double-dipping his chip.
SPRINGFIELD, OH – Local anti-vaccer Frank McLelland was at a dinner party last night when onlookers witnessed him double-dipping his chip.
“He dipped the chip, took a bite, and he dipped again,” said witness Alan Merkel. “That’s like putting his whole mouth in the dip.”
When confronted, McLelland argued that all he is doing is spreading his germs around so everyone can build up their immune systems.
“If you believe in the germ theory (which is just a theory by the way, just like evolution or gravity) then you should be happy I am giving you my germs,” he explained. “Your immune system will be naturally stronger this way.”
McLelland, who is not vaccinated, recently got over influenza…naturally.
“I stayed home for a few weeks, thought I was going to die, and fought it off naturally; now I’m way better off,” he claims.
McLelland’s work offered the flu shot free of charge, but he refused. He was also the only person in the office to get the flu this year.
At last report, Mr. McLelland was not going to be invited to any more dinner parties and the dip in question was thrown away.
