5 easy steps to being better than everyone else

Setting yourself apart from the sheep who follow everything mainstream is an important part of defining your individuality. Picking up on the latest alternative trends can set you apart from your friends and family and make sure you get that feeling of superiority you deserve. We at The Spudd are here to help. Here are five easy ways to set yourself apart from the crowd:

1. Be anti-vaccine. Even if you don’t have kids and have never had a bad reaction from a vaccine in your life, be anti-vaccine. It’s easy to do and there are a plethora of pseudoscience websites out there to help you.

2. Don’t eat gluten. This one is pretty self explanatory and should be fairly easy. Even if you want to eat gluten in private and just tell everyone you don’t (or can’t) eat gluten is fine too.

3. Believe in conspiracy theories like 9/11 being an inside job. Again, this one is fairly easy to do and only requires that you post the odd conspiracy laden post from Natural News, InfoWars, etc to your Facebook wall.

4. Be anti-GMO and anti-Monsanto. Never mind all that pesky science that says GMOs are safe and can help starving children in third world countries. Similar to being anti-vaccine, there is lots of misinformation out there for you to regurgitate.

5. Preach the benefits of alternative medicine and the evils of Big Pharma. Everyone knows that only brave mavericks dare go against the evil medical mafia and seek out the truth of alternative medicine they don’t want you to know about. Follow alternative health nuts on Facebook and routinely share their factless posts.

These are just five ways out of many that you can adopt to be superior to your friends, family and pretty much anyone. Please let us know in the comments section if you can think of any more.

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